{"product_id":"fermented-sugar-t-shirt","title":"Fermented Sugar | Relaxed Fit T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI made this t-shirt design years ago when the dad of one of my friends approached me and said, \"Tiny Cow, I have a t-shirt idea for you.\" But after it was made, my brother insisted that he had been making that joke for years before my friend's dad told me. So at least two people get credit for this joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe text on the t-shirt says, \"I prefer my sugar... fermented.\" Some people enjoy a fine lager, some people like dumb jokes, and this shirt is for the people who like both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis t-shirt is easy, dependable, and comfortable. The shape is flattering while not being overly stylized. Fabric is lightweight and pre-shrunk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and soft fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric is pre-shrunk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlightly sheer fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout Manufacturing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe physical design printing is completed by our partner Printful, based in Los Angeles, CA. In addition to their location in Los Angeles, they have fulfillment centers in Charlotte, North Carolina, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia, and Japan, making speedy shipping easier. Blank product (for this product) is sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product is the Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt. Bella + Canvas is a US apparel company that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca aria-describedby=\"a11y-external-message\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bellacanvas.com\/eco_friendly\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprioritizes sustainability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e by limiting and filtering its water supply, saving energy, and recycling leftover fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipping Information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProducts shipped with our partner Printful are typically ready to be shipped in 2-7 business days, and usually arrive in 6-10 business days. Shipping to Canada typically arrives in 5-10 business days. International shipping times vary but typically arrive in 5-20 business days. Tracking information for orders is sent as soon as it is available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOther Things You Should Know\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product is made for you as soon as you place an order. Making items as they are ordered ensures that there are not more made than is needed, lessening our overall environmental impact. Due to the nature of production, Tiny Cow Designs does not accept returns. However, if there is an issue with quality or the item is damaged when it has arrived, please reach out to us at writetinycow@gmail.com. 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